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Don’t mind if I do.

aragonsbook:

River Viiperi for FY!

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What I wouldn’t give to have this mister, right now.

mulaney:

Got this cool and classy t-shirt at the Pop Up Wedding Chapel in the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. I didn’t get married. Just went in to buy this. Its a play on the old “Mr. Right” notion.

No caption needed.

cute-kitty-cats:

adorable kitten 

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thatkindofwoman:

Dirty Richmond

I want to meet the man wearing these and give him thousands of blowjobs just so I can be closer to those shoes.

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peepingtomfoolery:

Ethan Rush for Movember by Scott Loudoun

This guy has his chest hair shorn into a human baseball tee…but still you would do him anyway. THAT’S how hot he is.

“If anybody needs me…I’ll be…uhh…in my room…with the computer…   …. … what? what buzzing noise? I… I don’t know what you’re talking about *ahem*.”

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: YouTuber heartsosavage nails it: ”This is like porn for cat ladies.”

[ichc.]

“Use your vagina to make a difference”

Too bad this was yesterday. I’ll have to take a raincheck on that “cookie dusting”…

Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day (by asylumchannel)

We at Knickersoaker wholeheartedly support this campaign.

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snubbed again! just like the oscars… wake up, people.

lol

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We at Knickersoaker definitely practice Gosolicism.

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Five Signs That Ryan Gosling Is God

We all agree that Ryan Gosling is some form of higher being, but how high? Well, here are five signs that point to him being God himself:

1. He is a good man. Ever seen him be rude in an interview? Throw a fit on a movie set? Ignore a fan? Chances are Ryan is currently somewhere in the world, wiping spilt oil off a baby seal, while giving a homeless man his clothes, and delivering a baby at the same time.

2. His physical perfection. If you were God and wanted to walk the earth, wouldn’t you do so in the best human body possible? With his kind face, strong jaw, and photoshopped abs, it doesn’t get much better.

3. He’s everywhere. Between Crazy Stupid Love, Drive, The Ides of March, interviews, and internet memes, you can’t go anywhere without feeling the presence of Ryan Gosling. No matter where you go, he is with you.

4. He is incorruptible. When you grow up as a child star, by the time you’re 30-years-old you’re supposed to have a sex tape, a drug problem, and no acting jobs. Not Ryan Gosling though.

5. He saves people. If you’re on the internet, you’ve seen the video of Ryan Gosling breaking up a New York street fight. Who knows how many times he has swooped in and saved people from similar scenarios? He’s either God or Batman.

Hell. Fucking. Yes. The only man I’ll kneel to.

fuck yea i’d kneel for days

Can you even imagine if this were real?

Skittles - Newlyweds - Dir. Cousins

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yellowasian:

Kacey Carrig | Eli Schmidt

when guys button down their collars it sends me wild.

The gloves are too rapey bur otherwise five stars

I’m not a big fan of smoking, but even I would ignore the ashtray breath to make out with this man.

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Re: the second to last photo, why yes, Jake, I certainly would.

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fantasy three way

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Two Francos are better than one.

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