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SAM WORTHINGTON

I just went to see Terminator: Salvation and I loved it!! It’s a dumb action movie, what the hell were critics expecting?! I thought it was pretty great. AND There was a superhawt guy in it! I’m not talking about Christian ‘you fucking amateur’ Bale, I’m talking about the other guy… the new terminator guy… Sam Worthington.

Without giving too much away, he’s a robot-man. And to be fair, if I was going to make a person into a robot, I too would choose one that is extremely goodlooking. I know ladies are supposed to be all ‘omg Christian Bale omg’ when they go to see it they will not be able to take their eyes off him. His faaace his eyyyess his shouldeeerrrs his arrmss his metal skeletonnnnn!!! All totally hot. SO FUCKING HOT. Haha I’m trying to be eloquent here but my sopping knickers are distracting me. I literally felt giddy coming out of the cinema. He is my new dream boat. Infact, my housemate and I have decided to create a man shrine precisely because of this film. I’ll keep you updated on that.

BRYONY