knickersoaker.

barelysarcasm: If you did have a boyfriend, your boyfriend would say “go on birth control, because it’s good for your skin, and then I can slip it in bareback while you’re asleep and you won’t get preggers.”

knickersoaker: Forget dudes who wouldn’t date you because you have acne. James “Barely Sarcasm” Martin here once again expresses what it takes to be a total knickersoaking boyfriend. Also he’s pretty cute.