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Anonymous asked: What are the most and least sexy words a guy can use to refer to his penis?
LEAST: Wiener, pee-pee, ding-dong, meat popsicle *shudder*.
MOST: Cock and dick. Keep it simple, boys!
The word “boner” is only good when used in the context of giving one a boner. I.E. “You give me so many boners” or “That dress is a total boner-fest” vs. “Touch my boner”. See how creepy that sounds?