knickersoaker.

So, I’m absolutely baffled as to how this shining example of what a man should be is not somewhere on this site. While Mr. Beech here is usually semi-shirtless and looking every bit like the tattooed, tight-clothed, chain smoking boy your mother warned you about, this reformed badboy look gets my knickers even slicker. Just look at him! He looks like he’s done some awful things, but that the only awful things he’s planning to do in the future involve you and some Sunday afternoon sheet-ruffling.