knickersoaker.

Jesus Christ, I wish I had a dick so I could stick it in this girl.

-theslyestfox

robotindisguise(via hipcumon)

Uhmmmm….actually, bonerparty, you guys are the ones that said “blondes are fucking Boner Vampires (or: Vambonie’s) that will suck the life out of your boner. and not in a good way.”

Which I guess led a lot of people to think that you don’t like blondes. God, the assumptions people make! Vicious rumors, all of them!

-theslyestfox

bonerparty:

doinwork:

daaaaaaaaamn!

who said Boner Party didn’t like blondes? i swear some people are making that shit up.

I’m a big fan of bonerparty, don’t get me wrong. but why should we let a bunch of boys name the female eqivalent of a bonerparty? They named it a wide-on which, while it is a play on the term “hard on”, is such a dysphemism! It just makes me think of that NOFX song “hotdog in a hallway” and nobody wants that. Seeing a cute boy isn’t a wide-on party…having a BABY is a wide-on party. There is a “wide-on party” tumblog, but they rarely update, so I figure a little competition wouldn’t hurt.

So Ladies, I don’t know about you, but i prefer the term “knickersoaker”. i.e. “good god, that boy is a total knickersoaker. i’d like to see him in nothing but that amazing sweater and the pair of wooly socks he’s inevitably wearing that match it.”

-theslyestfox