knickersoaker.

Jesus Christ, I wish I had a dick so I could stick it in this girl.

-theslyestfox

robotindisguise(via hipcumon)

“The Joydick is a wearable haptic device for controlling video gameplay based on realtime male masturbation. Through the use of a carefully designed strap-on interface, the user’s penis is converted into a joystick capable of moving the character onscreen in all four cardinal directions. For games requiring the fire button, a separate ring can be worn which converts hand-strokes into button presses.”

NEVER in my entire life have I EVER wanted to have a penis more than I do when I watch this video. Conversely, possibly the best present for a nerdy boyfriend, of all time. Plus, I mean, even if you gave it to your boyfriend, that doesn’t mean you couldn’t “play with it,” too!

-theslyestfox

p.s. oh yeah, i almost forgot, there are also instructions on how to make your own, here.