knickersoaker.

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adorable kitten 

(via denisbejtic)

You know I’m such a(n April) Fool for you. Everything about this boy and his outfit and locale is perfect. Big boots, skinny jeans, shirt and bowtie (be still my heart!), (velvet?) blazer, old-school Casio watch (i used to have that one!) respectable amount of stubble and my most favorite of haircuts. I have nothing witty to say about this. He’s just too fucking gorgeous, my brain stopped working.

(staryusays:goddamnyourebeautiful:Henry Amouriq by Juliette Villard)

(via newqueenbee)

Who wouldn’t want to roll over in the morning to wake up to this?  Can you even imagine? Consider for a minute what you did the night before. You probably met up with him after work to grab tacos before going to see a live show, and he reached over and held your hand when the band played your favorite song. Then you walked home, a little tipsy and excited and you talked about things that you love and how pretty the stars looked even though it was freezing out. When you got back to his place he insisted on making hot chocolate to warm you both up, and he even put those adorable tiny marshmallows in it. Then he probably kissed off the hot-chocolate you got on the side of your mouth and scooped you up and carried you to his room, throwing you playfully on the bed to make you giggle. Then you made out for hours and had a million orgasms and both fell asleep, exhausted. Then you wake up in the afternoon and sleepily realize that you’ve woken up beside one of the most beautiful men you’ve ever seen, you lucky girl you. Then you grab the camera out of your bag and take a picture so you can upload it to the internet and show him off to all your girlfriends, and tease us with his existence because secretly we all wish to wake up to something this gorgeously vulnerable on the next pillow over.

-theslyestfox

And if the aforementioned Poolboy says that he has a friend who needs a landscaping job, hire the guy, because really who cares what experience he has? The hot ones tend to hang out in a posse and that means you get to watch them both “tend to your garden”. And hell, with hired help this hot, who could say no to an extra pair of hands?

-Theslyestfox

Imagine you’re a MILFy 42 year old woman and you’re married to a man wealthy and away from home enough that you can spend your days shopping for Chanel, getting your hair did and tanning in your backyard as you watch your poolboy do sexy, sexy manual labour in the hot summer sun. You get to sit back and sip Mojitos while you watch this hot young thing’s sinewy muscles undulate beneath skin that glistens with diamonds of sweat in the summer heat. You invite him to take a break, and he thankfully reclines in the deckchair next to you, wiping his tousled hair off his brow with a calloused hand and reaching for the extra drink you prepared for him. If he leans back, playfully dangling a leg over the arm of the chair and gives you a look like this one you can count on a long and torrid love affair, and some of most knickersoaking sex you’ve had in your entire life.

-theslyestfox

Our next hot item is the Knickersoaker 3000. His gaze melts! His jawline makes your knees quiver! His gorgeous locks are ergonomically designed to fit YOUR FINGERS PERFECTLY!  Seriously girls, get on the phone and dial 1-800-KNICKERSOAKER to order yours today! Limited time offer! For only 3 easy payments of $99.99 you too can have your very own Knickersoaker 300.

(but in all seriousness, who IS this hunk? reblog with the answer or email knickersoaker@gmail.com )

-theslyestfox