knickersoaker.

Who is this and why isn’t he making out with me right now?

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What I wouldn’t give to have this mister, right now.

mulaney:

Got this cool and classy t-shirt at the Pop Up Wedding Chapel in the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. I didn’t get married. Just went in to buy this. Its a play on the old “Mr. Right” notion.

No caption needed.

cute-kitty-cats:

adorable kitten 

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“If anybody needs me…I’ll be…uhh…in my room…with the computer…   …. … what? what buzzing noise? I… I don’t know what you’re talking about *ahem*.”

thedailywhat:

Morning Fluff: YouTuber heartsosavage nails it: ”This is like porn for cat ladies.”

[ichc.]

You know that scene from Bambi where he can’t walk properly yet and he’s on that frozen lake and he’s slipping everywhere and his legs just won’t stay underneath him?

Pretty sure this dude got that tattoo because he knows that’s what happens to girls when he gives us these smouldery doe eyes: we go all Bambi legs and melt on the spot.

-theslyestfox

(RB:hellodrama/OP:fucksandkisses)

Oh heeeey there, pretty much every boy I’ve ever had a crush on. I see you’re still wearing your signature layers: someone-else’s-holiday souveneir t-shirt, plaid button-up, hoodie and a leather jacket. Still haven’t gotten a haircut? That’s okay, I love long-in-the-front. Just as long as there’s not any mulletesque action when you lower the hoodie it’s all good. Still living in that ramshackle old house with 5 of your bros where there’s never any toilet paper, always a stack of dishes stuck to each other in the sink and the walls are paper thin? It’s cool, I’ll make you dinner and we can bone at my place. Still soaking my knickers with that intense stare of yours? Done aaaaaaand done.

-theslyestfox

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