knickersoaker.

R.I.P. Steve. You were a genius, a babe and a righteous geek. Thanks for all of the best technology.

knickersoaker:

Return of the Mac

Whether you consider youself a Mac or a PC, after seeing this photo wouldn’t you do a Mac? Or more specifically Mr. Mac himself, Steve Jobs, circa 1981? He’s way ahead of his time in terms of style, here - pretty much 50% of boys these days are dressing like this: well-fit jeans, plaid shirt, rad geek watch, parted-on-the-side longish hair with a sweet moustache to top it all off. Now, personally I’m not much for facial hair other than a few days worth of unshaven beard, but you’ve gotta give the man props for being able to somehow look like a total fox even with a Burt Renyoldsesque stache. Not to mention lounging on a sweet computer that he made and on which he was just coloring a Sesame Street picture (shows that he’s in touch with his inner child, and is artistic to boot).

The best thing by far in this entire photo though is the knickersoaking look on his face. The way his right eyebrow is cocked just enough to make him look like he’s on the prowl and he’s got you in his crosshairs. With an expression like that he could not be the creator of one of the world’s top electronics companies and I’d still want to “reformat and mount his harddrive” and let him “defrag my system” all night long ifyouknowwhati’msayin’.

-theslyestfox

(via thedailywhat)

While I’m riding the nerd train over here at knickersoaker lemmie take a minute to tell you about this superior being. You remember this boy from highschool, he was the guy who always knew the answer but usually didn’t raise his hand in class for fear of retribution at the hands of the jocks. In fact, he generally already knew everything he was being taught, so to stem off boredom he had his GBA sandwiched between the pages of his calculus book and was busy catching all the pokemon or getting the highest score in tetris ever while your ass was busy struggling to keep up with the course load. This kid, who despite his unfortunate footwear, mom-haircut (she refused to take him to a salon for something she could “do herself” in the kitchen with a salad bowl and sewing shears ) and semi-horrifying pubescent “moustache” was confident enough in his awesomeness at videogames to get his High School Senior portrait taken with a giant version of his favorite handheld.

This guy, who you turned down when he finally worked up the courage to ask you to the “Spring Fling”, has most likely grown up to start his own business and is now not only worth millions, but he’s also figured out how to dress well and that a professional stylist can do things his momma never dreamed of. He’s also probably one of the sweetest and most thoughtful human beings on earth, who treats women really well and will probably give you at least 3 orgasms if you’re ever lucky enough to get into his superman briefs.

-theslyestfox

Return of the Mac

Whether you consider youself a Mac or a PC, after seeing this photo wouldn’t you do a Mac? Or more specifically Mr. Mac himself, Steve Jobs, circa 1981? He’s way ahead of his time in terms of style, here - pretty much 50% of boys these days are dressing like this: well-fit jeans, plaid shirt, rad geek watch, parted-on-the-side longish hair with a sweet moustache to top it all off. Now, personally I’m not much for facial hair other than a few days worth of unshaven beard, but you’ve gotta give the man props for being able to somehow look like a total fox even with a Burt Renyoldsesque stache. Not to mention lounging on a sweet computer that he made and on which he was just coloring a Sesame Street picture (shows that he’s in touch with his inner child, and is artistic to boot).

The best thing by far in this entire photo though is the knickersoaking look on his face. The way his right eyebrow is cocked just enough to make him look like he’s on the prowl and he’s got you in his crosshairs. With an expression like that he could not be the creator of one of the world’s top electronics companies and I’d still want to “reformat and mount his harddrive” and let him “defrag my system” all night long ifyouknowwhati’msayin’.

-theslyestfox