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Ethan Rush for Movember by Scott Loudoun

This guy has his chest hair shorn into a human baseball tee…but still you would do him anyway. THAT’S how hot he is.

I’m not a big fan of smoking, but even I would ignore the ashtray breath to make out with this man.

(via Tom by ~GARETHHH on deviantART)

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You know I’m such a(n April) Fool for you. Everything about this boy and his outfit and locale is perfect. Big boots, skinny jeans, shirt and bowtie (be still my heart!), (velvet?) blazer, old-school Casio watch (i used to have that one!) respectable amount of stubble and my most favorite of haircuts. I have nothing witty to say about this. He’s just too fucking gorgeous, my brain stopped working.

(staryusays:goddamnyourebeautiful:Henry Amouriq by Juliette Villard)

(via newqueenbee)

Okay. So I’m going to have to take back everything I’ve ever said about it being gross that people have fantasies about having sex with twins, things along the lines of: “that’s, basically incest, you guys. I mean, even if they’re not touching each other it’s still kind of a weird idea for siblings, nevermind twins, to be in the same room as each other while doing the nasty, nevermind doing it with the same person at the same time. Gross!” However. In light of this photo (and those hipbones, my god!), I shall eat my words (not unlike lefty is making righty there eat his fist) right before I eat the two of them.

-Theslyestfox

(actually though, those hipbones, fuck!)

(RB: damndamnfine/OP: blue-prince)

WOAH. Woah. Christ those boys are cute. Ohhh my god, are they looking at me? They’re looking at me, aren’t they? Holyshitohmygod, be cool, be cool…breathe. OK. Look preoccupied….play coy…maybe venture a little smile? Are they still…yeah they’re still looking over here. Oh god what if they talk to me? Should I say something? Oh jesus the one on the right could just… gesture in my general area and I’d drop my soaked knickers happily. Wait… what are they saying!? What if they’re looking at me because something is wrong with me? Oh god, is it because my skirt is tucked into my tights or something? Is there toilet paper stuck to my shoe?

Seriously losing my shit over these boys here, christ.

-theslyestfox

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HOOOOoooooshit. Well if it isn’t little Dan Humphrey all James-Deaned up. Goodbye bumbling pansy, HELLO CHEEKBONES (more like “hollow cheekbones”, m’iright?).

Okaybutseriouslythough, Penn Badgley. We dig that your character is like a sensitive writer-type and all that but good god, can you please find some more excuses (like “It’s wednesday”) to look like this? It would really go a long way to putting the “hump” in “Humphrey”.

love,

-theslyestfox, on behalf of all girls.

(OP:damndamnfine/via)

Imagine you’re a MILFy 42 year old woman and you’re married to a man wealthy and away from home enough that you can spend your days shopping for Chanel, getting your hair did and tanning in your backyard as you watch your poolboy do sexy, sexy manual labour in the hot summer sun. You get to sit back and sip Mojitos while you watch this hot young thing’s sinewy muscles undulate beneath skin that glistens with diamonds of sweat in the summer heat. You invite him to take a break, and he thankfully reclines in the deckchair next to you, wiping his tousled hair off his brow with a calloused hand and reaching for the extra drink you prepared for him. If he leans back, playfully dangling a leg over the arm of the chair and gives you a look like this one you can count on a long and torrid love affair, and some of most knickersoaking sex you’ve had in your entire life.

-theslyestfox

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(but in all seriousness, who IS this hunk? reblog with the answer or email knickersoaker@gmail.com )

-theslyestfox