knickersoaker.

I’m not a big fan of smoking, but even I would ignore the ashtray breath to make out with this man.

(via Tom by ~GARETHHH on deviantART)

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This boy’s outfit is impeccable. His shoes match his AH-MAZING man-bag, even! The oh-so-snug jeans, plaid shirt coyly peaking out at his sleeves/collar (i’m getting sick of seeing too much plaid on everyone, honestly. but it’s nice as an accent), classic navy v-neck sweater and well-fit blazer that EVEN has a breast-pocket-square in the chest pocket!!! I feel like, judging on the greasiness of the hair that I’d want to coax him into the shower with me before I did anything but kiss him, but STILL. He reminds me of a boy I once had a torrid love affair with. He probably reads really intellectually stimulating books and drinks too much coffee, chainsmokes cigatettes, has an encyclopedic knowledge of music and can fix almost any machine or broken object. He’ll probably also make you breakfast in bed, and then do all your dishes. Refer to charmingmandy’s response in bold, below for the proper etiquette when dealing with such a knickersoaker:

-theslyestfox

blownspeakers:

“Or he’s the new member of teh Green Hour Band”

There’s about $5k worth of vintage (NOT reissue) equipment in that bag that he’s going to take 40-minutes setting up. It takes that much time to prepare to properly play that riff that Black Mountain stole from Sabbath over and over.

towerofsleep:

I just wanted to make a balls joke.

standardgrey:

Funny thing is, he still looks like he’s trying too hard. Or he’s the new member of teh Green Hour Band.

towerofsleep:

It takes a lot of swagger to look so graceful while hefting such a GIANT BAG. Or maybe you just need a GIANT BAG to have this kind of swagger.

charmingmandy:

He’s like a living BOH NUH URRRRR. I wanna roll over on my back and beg him to scratch my belly like a dog. Uhhnnngggg…. sorry what?

standardgrey:

The Sartorialist

Wow, he’s like a living Scott Walker song.

That pentrating gaze! That tousled hair! Those perfect eyebrows! The slim yet muscular physique! The almost-symmetrical triangle of beauty marks on either side of the neck and at the bottom of the collarbone! The plush lips! He looks like the sort of boy who could ravish you like Rhett Butler, but then when you were finished he’d run out to bring you sushi in bed and you could cuddle and watch a movie. He probably even has dimples when he smiles.

I actually made an involuntary noise of lust when this picture popped up on my dashboard. This is a true Knickersoaker extraordinaire if I’ve ever seen one.

-theslyestfox